I was standing at the conveyor belt holding my hiking boots in one hand, while my laptop still lay in a plastic tray.
TSA: “Is this your backpack?”
Me: “I sure hope so.”
TSA: Is that a large, empty, glass bottle?
Me: I nod. It’s a growler.
TSA: Right answer.
Me: It’s the only answer.
TSA: Most people would say: ‘I don’t know what’s in the bag’.
Me: That would be the wrong answer.