Courtesy of The Onion:
- Preventing people from dying alone 5,000 miles away from anyone who loves them would defeat the entire purpose of Alaska.
- Residents advised against pulling down their mask to say, “Hey, there’s a moose” every time they see a moose.
- Visitors must quarantine for 14 days in the Alaskan wilderness with nothing but a pocket knife and a frying pan.
There was a state by state slideshow on their site. I admit to only looking at Alaska’s, because it was only two slides into the presentation. I am a fan of alphabetical order. Link to the entire slideshow can be found below:
December 23rd, 2020 at 1:35 PM
December 26th, 2020 at 12:53 PM
Reminded me of why I love the onion!
December 26th, 2020 at 12:58 PM
They crack me up.