Daily Archives: 18 July 2013

Turistas

I don’t think I’ve done a post on the tourists this season. My sincerest apologies…

From The Skagway News:

1) “I want to go swimming with the orcas … you know, like the dolphins in Florida. How come they don’t have that here?”

2)”An older tourist walks into Fairway Market and says to the senior checker, ‘Do you people have deodorant?’

“Checker: ‘Ball type?’

“Man (blushing), ‘Oh my, no, it’s for my underarms.’ “

I think that a new reality show “Swimming with the Orcas” would make quite the bloody splash.