Turistas

I don’t think I’ve done a post on the tourists this season. My sincerest apologies…

From The Skagway News:

1) “I want to go swimming with the orcas … you know, like the dolphins in Florida. How come they don’t have that here?”

2)”An older tourist walks into Fairway Market and says to the senior checker, ‘Do you people have deodorant?’

“Checker: ‘Ball type?’

“Man (blushing), ‘Oh my, no, it’s for my underarms.’ “

I think that a new reality show “Swimming with the Orcas” would make quite the bloody splash.

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Just a basic, down to Earth, laid back type of guy here, who loves the outdoors, the indoors, jazz on the turntable, a fire in the woodstove, the northern lights blazing across the sky, and the company of good friends. View all posts by icefogger

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