Godzilla in a scene from the film. © Toho Co. Ltd. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

As the potential for The Godzilla El Niño looms over the equator this summer, I honestly believe there is only one question worth asking at this time:

How does this affect the winter travel plans of a certain Alaskan?

NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory is projecting a massive El Niño. Already, the bulge of warmer equatorial waters in the Pacific is larger than in 1997-98, which was the largest El Niño on record.

Where to go, what to do, how to stay dry?

These are the questions of our times.

Photo credit goes to the Toho Co. and the wonderful Gojira. Computer model comes to us courtesy of NASA