Monthly Archives: December 2014

We always knew it was going to happen:

Rudolph's Report Card


Five Star Woop Woop

The Holden Jackaroo (1981-2002) was a rebadged Isuzu Trooper out of Australia. The five speed manual transmission and 2.8 ltr turbo diesel would be the option I’d be interested in. And according to Jackaroo adverts, that’s the version that brings families together in the Outback.

jackaroo
The Jackaroo Rigout Package… Only $29,950!

Just look at those features! Seat trim insignia and decals? Who does that these days? That’s not much of a roof rack, mate… but at least the truck has the kangaroo bar & five-star woop woop.

For those of you who don’t speak Australian, like me five minutes ago. Woop woop is defined as “the middle of nowhere”.
Example: “Where do you live?”
“Out woop woop, man.”

Thanks to readers in Milwaukee for putting the Jackaroo onto our radar.


“There were the Romantic, who appeared to believe that if everyone did this sort of thing all the time the world’s troubles would soon be over. There were the Envious, who thanked God they were not coming; and there were the other sort, who said with varying degrees of insincerity that they would give anything to come.”

— Peter Fleming, “Brazilian Adventure”


Maneless Bruin?

First Lion of Tsavo w/Lt.Col Patterson
One of the maneless maneaters, with Lt Col Patterson

This past weekend, a neighbor walked over through the woods with his dogs. Suddenly, the bird dog caught a scent, yelped, then high-tailed it back home, quickly followed by the four remaining dogs, all with their tails between their legs. It sounds like the grizzly is still in the vicinity. I have not seen the bear yet, just the tracks and scat.

It’s been snowing for the past 24 hours, so I am curious to see if there is any fresh sign.

I recently re-read “The Man-Eaters of Tsavo”, by Lt Col John Henry Patterson. It’s the story of the two, maneless, man-eating lions of Tsavo, Kenya, who stalled the Uganda Railway’s construction in 1898, by making meals out of the workers. Patterson eventually shot and killed the two lions, who ate 28 railroad workers. The lions can now be viewed at the Field Museum of Natural History, in Chicago.

All of this came to mind the other night, as I was working late in the Rover Hut on the Land Rover. At one point, I was sure I heard a loud “Huff” outside the glorified tent’s walls. I couldn’t see anything out in the falling snow, but I did have a vision of “coolies being dragged out of their tents” by a large lion.

I should probably get a bear tag.


Unfortunate Selfie

clydes final selfie

Courtesy of Tundra Comics